Fat Bastard Shirts · Austin, Texas
Shirts from companies that don’t exist.
Movie & TV parody tees for people who pause the credits. Lumon badge-holders, Cyberdyne alumni, Island Hoppers frequent flyers — we print the uniforms of the fictional workforce, on demand, in the USA.
Cut for actual humans S – 5XL + TALLS big guys & everyone in between
Sized for Actual Humans
S through 5XL, plus tall cuts. The name isn’t ironic — big guys were the whole point, and everyone else gets to tag along.
Printed in the USA
Every shirt is printed on demand and shipped from American print shops. No warehouse full of regret, no landfill run.
Deep-Cut Designs
We don’t print the quote everyone knows. We print the company on the villain’s business card. If you know, you know.
Austin, Texas
Designed by nerds in the live-music capital of the world, fueled by breakfast tacos and a deeply questionable movie collection.
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The Fine Print
Shirts for the companies you wish you worked for.
Fat Bastard Shirts started with a simple grievance: the best t-shirt ideas were stuck inside movies, and the shirts that did exist never came in our size. So we started printing them ourselves — the airlines, laboratories, national parks, and sinister megacorps of the screen, rendered like they came from the company supply closet.
Every design is a parody, a tribute, and a handshake to everyone who’s ever said “wait, pause it — look at the logo.”