Fat Bastard Shirts
The Road
Somewhere outside Austin · 2013

The Ballad ofthe Fat Bastard

Scroll the legend
Chapter Two · The Diner

A hungry man.
A bad idea.
A great shirt.

Chapter Three · The Man

Built different.
Dressed accordingly.

Chapter Four · Into the Ink

100% cotton.
100% bastard.

Chapter Five · The Shirt

Scrawny need
not apply.

Every legend ends the same way: screen-printed proper, hung with respect.

The collection awaits

Shirts for the gloriously large
of body and spirit

Parody tees printed for people who order the double and regret nothing. Movies, TV, and pure unfiltered nonsense — all sizes, zero apologies.

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