The Legend, Briefly
Born at a gaming convention. Radicalized by size XL.
Fat Bastard Shirts was born in 2013, out of pure frustration: gaming conventions never carried anything bigger than an XL, the artwork was always sized for someone else, and the designs… let’s be polite and say they lacked commitment. So we started printing our own — bigger shirts, properly scaled artwork, and jokes that reward people who pay attention.
Today that means shirts from the companies that don’t exist — the airlines, laboratories, national parks, and sinister megacorps of the movies and shows we love — rendered like they came straight out of the company supply closet. Every design is a parody, a tribute, and a handshake to everyone who’s ever said “wait, pause it — look at the logo.”
We know what you like, because we like it too. Geeky through downright nerdy, printed on demand in the USA, and cut for actual humans: S through 5XL, plus talls.
“Scrawny need not apply.”
(We’re kidding. Everyone’s welcome — that’s the whole point.)