Welcome to the website! I’m the Fat Bastard, and I’m your host and guy who comes up with the t-shirts. I’ve spent a lot of time working on this website, making sure that it meets my high standards of quality so that I can deliver to you my vision of the future! I spend a lot of my time watching movies, re-watching and looking up memorabilia and quotes. I have no idea why but I’ve always been able to remember obscure lines from movies I’ve seen. But that’s not what this site is about, its about bad-ass t-shirts that I want to wear. And because I’m enjoying coming up with this stuff, I want you to love what I’m coming up with. I figure if it looks awesome, and I want to wear it, then you’re gonna want to wear it too!
Anyway to get to know me, I’ve decided to interview me for you.
1. Who shot first?
Han, of course.
2. How are the 3 new Star Wars movies?
Sucked balls, even if Samuel L. Jackson was in them. He died like a bitch… (Pulp Fiction anyone?)
4. AMD or Intel?
Both… at the same time.
5. Two chicks at the same time?
The type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me, hell yeah I’d do that with a million dollars.
6. Favorite Food
Pepperoni Pizza with Mozzarella and Cheddar. Hell if its stuffed crust that’s even better.
7. How’d you get so fat?
8. Stranded on a desert island and you could only bring 2 things?
Satellite phone… and Felicia Day. Does she count?
9. Does Frodo live?
I’m going to have to agree with Kevin Smith here, there is only one true trilogy. Liv Tyler looked hot as an elf though.
10. Favorite Movie?
Last Starfighter… or Indiana Jones… or James Bond with Connery.. really way too many to list. I’ll have to take the time to come up with my top 100 list at some point.