This is the FAQ page, The Fat Bastard will try to answer your questions before you think them. Vulcan mind trick style.
What’s the difference between screen printing and the vinyl or iron on t-shirt printing that cafe press does?
Simply put, silk screened shirts are printed to last, heat transfers are not. That does not mean that vinyl transfer shirts are inferior.
Remember those 1980’s Star Wars shirts with the photos on the chest? The ones that made you sweat in a big, square shape between your nipples? Those were vinyl transfer shirts. Sure, they disintegrated and got too ugly to wear after a couple of months, but they sure were cool while they lasted.
Screen printed shirts, on the other hand, are actually ink printed onto your shirts. And while it may fade or crack a little bit, if you take reasonable care of your shirt, they’ll look great for years to come.
Fat Bastard Shirts only does screen printing on shirts. Don’t like it? The Fat Bastard will come to your house and lightsaber roshambo you.
What is the Fat Bastard’s Return Policy?
These are not the droids you’re looking for, there is no return policy! Ok fine, you got us. If it’s a mistake that we made, you may return the shirt and we’ll refund your money. If its a mistake you made, the bastard will come to your house lightsaber roshambo you.
If you got the wrong size, simply package it back up, send it back and we’ll get you the correct size. Send the shirt back to the Bastard months later all torn up and not in mint condition. The Fat Bastard will come to your house and lightsaber roshambo you.
Since I’m ordering a 4x or 5x shirt will the print be small in comparison to the shirt?
No, not too much since we don’t design shirts for small through large, we start at XL for the design which means at least 10″ across for the design. Many T-shirt companies do a design that has to fit a wide range of sizes that are from kids all the way up to big guy. We assume you’re already big, thus the design is big.
Will you do any custom T-shirts for me or my group of gamers and friends?
Absolutely. Just contact The Bastard and let him know what you’re looking for. Want something more done, branding, logo for your t-shirt and your website? Check out our partner Magnified Designs.
Will you come to my X conference or X convention as a vendor and sell shirts?
There are lots of conventions and conferences, some are great and possible, some are not. That said, contact The Bastard and lets talk.